The Middle Finger

Introducing a new Internet Shorthand Symbol, a new smiley face, if you will- to be used whenever any three of the four reasons below conspire to combine, thus threatening to ruin your normally placid demeanor: 1) when mere words are unable to express your frustration with the utterly obnoxiously obtuse, 2) when the lexicon is completely inadequate to convey the conceptual thought necessary to really insult someone who has profoundly pissed you off, 3) when only a totally useless or futile gesture can approach approximating communication of your most base visceral emotional reaction, and 4) when you have become absolutely mentally fatigued by reading a voluminous post submitted by someone who has been immersed in the trivial drivel of leftist talking points and has insisted upon sharing the entire progressive agenda with their fellow bloggers (you & I) and you know a truly suitable reply would be beyond the intellectual capacity of your tormentor, I present to All & free of any encumbrances-

The Middle Finger: iili> , & for those of you who are southpaws <ilii.